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Laird said, "Now listen, Iantha, remember not to move till the gun goes off. And remember
that you swim directly over the black line on the bottom, not between two lines."
"Are they going to shoot a gun? Oh, I am afraid of shooting!"
"It's nothing to be afraid of; just blank cartridges. They don't hurt anybody. And it
won't be so loud inside that cap."
"Herb," said Vining, "won't she lose time getting off, not being able to make a flat dive
like the others?"
"She will. But it won't matter. She can swim a mile in four minutes, without really
trying."
Ritchey, the starter, announced the fifty-yard free style. He called:
"All right, everybody, line up."
Iantha slithered off her chair and crawled over to the starting platform. The other girls
were all standing with feet together, bodies bent forward at the hips and arms pointing backward.
lantha got into a curious position of her own, with her tail bent under her and her weight resting
on her hand and flukes.
"Hey! Protest!" shouted Connaught. "The rules say that all races, except back strokes, are
started with dives. What kind of a dive do you call that?"
"Oh, dear," said 'Wambach. "What-"
"That," said Vining urbanely, "is a mermaid dive. You couldn't expect her to stand upright
on her tail."
"But that's just it!" cried Connaught. "First you enter a nonregulation swimmer. Then you
put a nonregulation suit on her. Then you start her off with a nonregulation dive. Ain't there
anything you guys do like other people?"
"But," said Vining, looking through the rule book, "it doesn't say
-here it is. 'The start in all races shall be made with a dive.' But there's nothing in the rules
about what kind of dive shall be used. And the dictionary defines a dive simply as 'a plunge into
water.' So if you jump in feet first holding your nose, that's a dive for the purpose of the
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discussion. And in my years of watching swimming meets, I've seen some funnier starting dives than
Miss Delfoiros'.7
"I suppose he's right," said Wambach.
"Okay, okay," snarled Connaught. "But the next time I have a meet with you and Herb, I
bring a lawyer along too, see?"
Ritchey's gun went off. Vining noticed that lantha flinched a little
at the report and was perhaps slowed down a trifle in getting off by it. The other girls' bodies
shot out horizontally to smack the water loudly, but lantha slipped in with the smooth, unhurried
motion of a diving seal. Lacking the advantage of feet to push off with, she was several yards
behind the other swimmers before she really got started. Mrs. Santalucia had taken her usual lead,
foaming along with the slow strokes of her webbed hands.
laritha did not bother to come to the surface except at the turn, where she had been
specifically ordered to come up so that the judge of the turns would not raise arguments as to
whether she had touched the end, and at the finish. She hardly used her arms at all, except for an
occasional flip of her trailing hands to steer her. The swift up-and-down flutter of the powerful
tail flukes sent her through the water like a torpedo, her wake appearing on the surface six or
eight feet behind her. As she shot through the as yet unruffled waters at the far end of the pool
on the first leg, Vining, who had gone around to the side to watch, noticed that she had the power
of closing her nostrils tightly underwater, like a seal or a hippopotamus.
Mrs. Santalucia finished the race in the very creditable time of 29.8 seconds. But lantha
Delfoiros arrived, not merely first, but in the time of 8.o seconds. At the finish she did not
reach up to touch the starting platform and then hoist herself out by her arms the way human
swimmers do. She simply angled up sharply, left the water like a leaping trout, and came down with
a moist smack on the concrete, almost bowling over a timekeeper. By the time the other contestants [ Pobierz całość w formacie PDF ]